We're the fun winery. Live music and food trucks on Saturday, 2 for 1 frozen Sangria on Sunday, cool Fat Ass Gear, the most entertaining, smart servers, really fabulous wine, and the best customers in the world. We're just different, in a good way. Come see us. Ask a question. Yes, there were lots of children in the outdoor area when we went. They may not be allowed in certain sections indoors, I'm not sure, but there is lots of covered outside space for them to play. Your trust is our top concern, so businesses can't pay to alter or remove their reviews. Learn more.

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Add to list. Fat Ass Bitch. All we do it try to be nice, for the family. For you to come and push us out of our territory. You just became the enemy. Hold up! What just came out of your mouth? Hell must have froze over, it's about to go south.
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Everybody loves a wine slushy, right? When my family and I moved back to Texas in , I was surprised to learn that my home state has a thriving wine industry. We moved away in and my experience with wine at that time was the occasional Bartles and James cooler or a glass of White Zinfandel. My taste in wines had thankfully evolved so I was curious about Texas grapes. My husband and I set out to Fredericksburg one weekend and that was the start of learning about the truly amazing wines the great state of Texas has to offer. Click To Tweet. Two years later we visit Fredericksburg and the surrounding area often. Until that one time when we did. Life was good but everybody noticed their britches getting a little bit tight.